I've always been a big AVGN fan since I first found his review of TMNT for Nintendo NES on YouTube. Pretty much every shitty game I dreaded from my NES past has appeared on his YouTube review page, and he seems to always hate the same bs I did from the game he's reviewing. When I found out that ScrewAttack was making a AVGN game I couldn't wait to play it. It finally came out on PC/Steam... Something I never play games on. So after this I figured it would never come out on home consoles. A few weeks back I bought myself a Wii U and was searching the eShop for a retro game to pick up... Then I saw what I never thought I would see on a Nintendo console... AVGN Adventures! Soon as I got paid I happily spent the $10 they were asking for to purchase it. So this morning I started it up to hear the usual AVGN theme. The song sounded great as a matter of fact every song in AVGN Adventures is fucking awesome! From Assholevania to Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts. The music of this game is a solid 10/10. I started up the first level to land in a tutorial level as I was being nagged and pestered by Nagi the fairy (a rip on The LOZ fairy from Ocarina of Time) the tutorial did what it was supposed to and quickly taught me how the game was to be played. Then upon completion I was landed in a Mega Man inspired level select screen. There was 8 stages to choose from from Assholevania to Dungeons and Dickholes I kid you not on the names. Every level was different with their own bad ass music and theme to them. You went from riding silver surfers surfboard to riding on dead Santa Claus back to riding a shark shooting laser beams it was FN awesome! The game was filled with cameos from the series like Bullshit Man the glitch gremlin Kyle the guitar guy to Mike Matei (whoever that douche is) and even shit pickle! Shiiiiiiit Pickle! You even get to battle the duo of Freddy n Jason in their NES glory although renamed for copyright bs. The graphics definitely gave off the retro feel that was needed for an AVGN game the controls were spot on with no cheap deaths (besides the death blocks) and with 9 stages the game definitely felt worth the $10 I spent on it. The levels were kick ass and the LJN level will definitely kick your ass! If your a fan of the nerd or retro games this game is a must! Do yourself a favor and pick up this shitty game! You fucking nerd!
Written by MikeyV813
Game was reviewed on the Wii U
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